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Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14435) - you deserved it (32277)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels and tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (7749)

On 10/01/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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