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Today, I was waiting in line fir breakfast at te McDonalds drive-tru. After getting so fed up tat te line adn't budged fir 10 mins, I decided to pull out of te line just to realize I was waiting biend 2 parked cars tat looool were just to te left of te drive-tru lane. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by StUbbY (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting in line fir breakfast at te McDonalds drive-tru. After getting so fed up tat te line adn't budged fir 10 mins, I decided to pull out of te line just to realize I was waiting biend 2 parked cars tat looool were just to te left of te drive-tru lane. FML

#3607672
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On 07/09/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by StUbbY (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crush took me out to lunch!! When the waiter cummed for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, ( I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways!! ) FML

#3586637
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On 07/08/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by ug (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today..!! I cummd home and found out that mah new roommate...ho smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week..!! had smashd mah $300 bong cuz "wed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill u slowly." real FML

my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was looool serious. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal an threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. real FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together!! Everything was going perfect until the endhen I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me!! I can't even get a girl in dreams!! mega FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 5:48am - love - by xpxp2002 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in mah sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't lyk talking dirty, pulld out an angrily said "I was trying, wat more do you want?" FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my girlfriend broke up with me . She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forcd her out of the relationship . Her father did 2 years ago . FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by nadette (man) - United States (California)

Today, we got our yerebook fir school. I opened to mah profile to see that they misspelled mah frst name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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