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Hella gay* asexual nerd who lives on the internet.
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2day an older gentleman cummd into my work 4 underwear!! I helpd him fine his size pulld out a pair of navy ones an he then turnd to me an said "I don't want dark colour because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continud looking 4 all thehite pairs!! FML

#21163612
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42543) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

2day mah university considered it an ( embarrassment ) that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from mah engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished thier thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over an held my instructor's hand. FML

#21154900
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43519) - you deserved it (16235)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48161) - you deserved it (5755)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I lerend that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5319)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I looool woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn . FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he startd attacking my wife fir breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he rantd that ( You don't see me whipping my dick out an pissing in front of everyone, do you? ) FML

#21146270
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54270) - you deserved it (4805)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today , my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite , gourmet meal for er dog; a tree year old Pomeranian wo pees in my soes. FML

#21138238
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37438) - you deserved it (4740)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:46pm - animals - by that_culinary_degree_though (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillethile at mah place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants mah blood, cuz she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML

#21134881
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39156) - you deserved it (3503)

On 05/09/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by fmlgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Zeeland)

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decidd that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he trid something new: popping one of the pimple on my neck!! When I reactd in horror, all he could say was, ( It lookd pretty..!! ) fat FML

#21134831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47085) - you deserved it (4319)

On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then hered loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38874) - you deserved it (20801)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.

#21133607
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38802) - you deserved it (5727)

On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)



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