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TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND WAS STROKING MAH STOMACH AND LOOKING INTO MAH EYES. IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC, UNTIL HE GRABBED MAH LOVE HANDLE AND SAID, "MMMM... BACON..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35821) - you deserved it (4704)

On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday 15-year-old son got so enragd at a fly that kept harassing him, that he endd up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This causd him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42782) - you deserved it (9920)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day mah psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over mah cat . This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago . mega FML

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On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovarad my stap mom had thrown out my baby blankat bacausa it was an ( ayasora ) . It was an hairloom from my birth mothar an tha only thing I hava laft from har .

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On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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