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Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML


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On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML


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On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over my cat. This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago. FML


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On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML


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