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Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9702) - you deserved it (36974)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087
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I agree, your life sucks (9174) - you deserved it (54540)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

#5049999
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On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

#5013667
71 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 1:05am - work - by yogabbagabba (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

#5002532
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33521) - you deserved it (2008)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

#4865635
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5573) - you deserved it (45151)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

#4856467
73 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)



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