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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1185
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About the_rude_dude : Fuck this 😁...yea I didn't think it was funny either.

Can probably tell you everything about superheroes. Marvel AND DC

Gym obsessed.

The second picture is me holding a box full of pussy.

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the_rude_dude's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML


Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37362) - you deserved it (4954)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML


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On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML


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On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML


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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 11:27pm - misc - by Thesuz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML


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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

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