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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 August 1977 (39 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1429
  • Number of comments : 441
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About the_real_dvd : This feels like filling out a tinder profile. This is the part where you're supposed to toot your own horn right? Well I don't toot. I do leave comments though, most are serious, some are an attempt at humor, and others are an expression of conviction that you may not appreciate. For one of these reasons you've found yourself trolling my profile. I thank you for coming by, please don't feel obligated to give a fuck. That thing is weird and makes me feel like I'm an ass if I don't give one back. If you like what I say, just drop an message and say so.

Also, idk wtf is wrong with this app. I've tried updating my pic numerous times and it won't let me. So fuck it. The dude abides.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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the_real_dvd's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 10:03am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

by Joshua Sheldon / 09/18/2015 at 9:56pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love