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About the_real_dvd : Living aloha in Kona Hawaii. Lack of punctuation annoys me. That is all.

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Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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