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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while spray painting a rocking horse for my kids I left the can outside in the sun. When I picked it up it was hot to the touch and I dropped it. It exploded on impact and now I am more blue than the rocking horse. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 4:08pm - animals - by usafprog (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the isle. It didn't disappear. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by randomnamehere (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)
Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by efffmylife - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)
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