About the_enigma1019 : Being a giant eyeball is hard work.....
You want to know about me? I'm a cosmic space eyeball, here observing the local late cretaceous era flora and fauna. I happened to come across one of your silly "time travelers" carrying an iPhone 45. And kept the trinket for myself. I stumbled upon this app, and strangely enough it's set to view early 21st century fmls... So here I am.
These humans intrigue me, based on their... Uh... What do you simians call it?... Comedic effect.
DocBastard
Noorfml
Perdix
Every1luvsbonerz
All of the fml staff
Pleonasm
Brave_sir_robin
Anyone brave enough to try and make a pun amongst this cold unforgiving community is good in my book
If you guys want to start an eyeball worship cult so that we can set up an invas... Tea party!... I meant tea party!... That would be awesome, thank you.
Chilling with my homie Benjamin Franklin! (known in the hoods of Boston as "Big Ben")
Farewell... *cough* {stupid humans}
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
I agree, your life sucks (121553) - you deserved it (6206)
On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (74615) - you deserved it (2894)
On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45243) - you deserved it (87030)
On 03/25/2009 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by Truan (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
I agree, your life sucks (77493) - you deserved it (20758)
On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks (50125) - you deserved it (4076)
On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)
Monday 17 June 2013
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