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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1362
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About the_enigma1019 : Being a giant eyeball is hard work.....

You want to know about me? I'm a cosmic space eyeball, here observing the local late cretaceous era flora and fauna. I happened to come across one of your silly "time travelers" carrying an iPhone 45. And kept the trinket for myself. I stumbled upon this app, and strangely enough it's set to view early 21st century fmls... So here I am.

These humans intrigue me, based on their... Uh... What do you simians call it?... Comedic effect.

DocBastard
Noorfml
Perdix
Every1luvsbonerz
All of the fml staff
Pleonasm
Brave_sir_robin

Anyone brave enough to try and make a pun amongst this cold unforgiving community is good in my book

If you guys want to start an eyeball worship cult so that we can set up an invas... Tea party!... I meant tea party!... That would be awesome, thank you.

Chilling with my homie Benjamin Franklin! (known in the hoods of Boston as "Big Ben")

Farewell... *cough* {stupid humans}

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TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (3289)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

today I applid to liva in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23170) - you deserved it (7851)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54884) - you deserved it (9334)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54884) - you deserved it (9334)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML

#17012107
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42133) - you deserved it (6372)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to mah car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33511) - you deserved it (3234)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, both of the roads leading to mah small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

#16357497
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32944) - you deserved it (3086)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (20304)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (20304)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
251 comments

Today, I found out mah dad ate mah pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48225) - you deserved it (3789)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, While Presenting A Project I've Worked On Fir Months, One Of The Professors Exasperatedly Cut In Mid-sentence, Saying, "Look, It's Shit. Just Stop Already." FML

#14742599
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (4157)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, my boss decidd to post a poto of a piece of crap on Facebook. He taggd me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26574) - you deserved it (3774)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today... 2 Year-old Son Decided To Pee On The Dog For The Second Day In A Row. I'm Afraid This Will Turn Into A Routine Thing. FML

#14490872
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25449) - you deserved it (4668)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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