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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1994 (17 years)
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33481) - you deserved it (56074)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks plus theirs. FML

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (1981)

On 06/04/2009 at 12:52am - money - by doubledown (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (3397) - you deserved it (28437)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)