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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 80851
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About the_boss : senior in highschool living in California.




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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
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I agree, your life sucks (40397) - you deserved it (139870)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

#2114829
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45633) - you deserved it (6803)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21370) - you deserved it (225064)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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