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the_Jessicaaa

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the_Jessicaaa

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 198
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About the_Jessicaaa : Hey♥! Love performing, encouraging others, and being weird of course!! 3.8 GPA on a 4.0 scale and of course i love babies and potatoes!!! Hmu snapchat : the_pianst

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the_Jessicaaa's favorite FMLs

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43717) - you deserved it (5866)

On 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm - love - by criley (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (216772) - you deserved it (13099)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (178778) - you deserved it (14566)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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