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About the_Jessicaaa : Hey♥! Love performing, encouraging others, and being weird of course!! 3.8 GPA on a 4.0 scale and of course i love babies and potatoes!!! Hmu snapchat : the_pianst
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Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015