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About theWulff : Ich bin ein Badass. (I am a badass.) Just look at how ninja I am in my profile photo.
My name is Phaedra Wulff. On occasion, my profile will not have my birthdate listed. It is 15 February 1993. My height is 5'5.
My mother was a German prostitute, my father is Chinese and is from Hong Kong. I was born in Berlin but my mother shortly moved me and her to a smaller town... And she quit prostitution. I am currently attending university in Berlin. I play the piano and cello.
"Most girls are idiots" -Arya Stark
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 7 March 2014