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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 February 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 925
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About theWulff : Ich bin ein Badass. (I am a badass.) Just look at how ninja I am in my profile photo.
My name is Phaedra Wulff. On occasion, my profile will not have my birthdate listed. It is 15 February 1993. My height is 5'5.
My mother was a German prostitute, my father is Chinese and is from Hong Kong. I was born in Berlin but my mother shortly moved me and her to a smaller town... And she quit prostitution. I am currently attending university in Berlin. I play the piano and cello.
"Most girls are idiots" -Arya Stark

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theWulff's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids