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theRovingMage
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Number of visits : 523
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About theRovingMage : A magelet. Often incorridgible, cheerful, hyper, and random.

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Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20810) - you deserved it (11960)

On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27771) - you deserved it (5776)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6864) - you deserved it (93412)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9488) - you deserved it (33137)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was forced to attend a fire safety class, as required by my job. Last year, I completed the fire academy as a volunteer fireman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kicked out for pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be fired. FML

#15020187
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (4217)

On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML

#15013181
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26319) - you deserved it (4380)

On 02/17/2011 at 5:39am - animals - by shaunaaa (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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