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  • Number of visits : 692
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About theRovingMage : A magelet. Often incorridgible, cheerful, hyper, and random.

theRovingMage's page activity

Visits<b>hberri331</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:42pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:21am<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 2:17am<b>Mini96</b> - the 02/01/2014 at 12:59am<b>Mornai</b> - the 11/21/2013 at 10:37am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:12pm<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 11:11pm<b>bootje</b> - the 01/10/2011 at 4:16am<b>talun</b> - the 12/25/2010 at 7:04am<b>Doortje</b> - the 12/14/2010 at 2:49pm<b>boopityboppity</b> - the 10/19/2010 at 4:47pm<b>Sibel</b> - the 08/30/2010 at 2:12am<b>cpatrick820</b> - the 04/13/2010 at 4:52pm<b>canucksrule88</b> - the 09/02/2009 at 2:56pm<b>Darrus</b> - the 08/12/2009 at 6:02pm

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:21am

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theRovingMage's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

by moweezy9 / 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

by Giggity / 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

by :/ / 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 9:51am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was forced to attend a fire safety class, as required by my job. Last year, I completed the fire academy as a volunteer fireman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kicked out for pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be fired. FML

by peeved / 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML

by shaunaaa / 02/17/2011 at 5:39am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals