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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About theMIGHTYduck : i dont like people =(

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Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6885) - you deserved it (148610)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8496) - you deserved it (104043)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

#5525273
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41386) - you deserved it (16549)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57255) - you deserved it (17207)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52131) - you deserved it (14223)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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