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theMIGHTYduck
  • Town/Country : xxx ;o), ugopatamia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About theMIGHTYduck : i dont like people =(

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Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

#5912025
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4116) - you deserved it (108420)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

#5527789
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6384) - you deserved it (88606)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

#5525273
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35129) - you deserved it (14563)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49731) - you deserved it (13477)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46760) - you deserved it (12938)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92296) - you deserved it (27502)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States



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