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About thatxfemale : I AM 19 YEARS OLD AND THE BACK OF MY HEAD IS RIDICALOUS!CURRENLY LIVING IT UP IN BOSTON MA.INDEPENDENT WORKING FOR MY THROWN.MY REAL NAMES CHANTU BUT THEY CALL ME TUTU OR BEAST. WHY BEAST? COME CHILL WITH ME AND YOU'LL SEE. I AM A KLUTS HYPER AND EMBARRASSING AT TIME.I GET LOUD OUT OF NOWHERE.UT I GUESS THAT JUST COMES OUT OF MY PERSONALITYIM SORRY BUT I WIN YOU LOSE!. I CHILL WITH THE BEST . DONT DESCRIMINATE AGAINST PIES. ;] I GOT 3 OLDER BROS SO I FEEL LIKE RESPUSIA FROM NORBIT. HAHAHA.LIKE EVERY GIRLS DREAM, I DREAM OF BEING IN LOVE AND GETTIN MARRIED.NYMPHO. I AM 5'5 WITH KILLA EYES. LITERLLY. BODY SHAPED LIKE A COKE BOTTLE.I LOVE TO DRINK ND GET SHITFACED.YO HENNY IS MY NIGGA!& LIME. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FLOAT MY BOAT?

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (767533) - you deserved it (82692)

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