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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thatshot808 : I like to read fml's and so far i havent really had one :)

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Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22284) - you deserved it (1994)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30816) - you deserved it (2305)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30816) - you deserved it (2305)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (9161)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (9161)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (9161)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (9161)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (9161)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (9161)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285219) - you deserved it (28163)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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I agree, your life sucks (285219) - you deserved it (28163)

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