Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

thatsdndn1

Offline (one hour ago) | Search for a member

thatsdndn1

7Fucked!

thatsdndn1thatsdndn1
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1865
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About thatsdndn1 : Dreadhead
vegan
Palestinian

follow me on tumblr : peace-loveandhippieness.tumblr.com

thatsdndn1's page activity

Visits<b>nicolai44</b> - 10 hours ago<b>RubenB</b> - 10 hours ago<b>depressed_95</b> - 11 hours ago<b>Forinil</b> - 12 hours ago<b>flannelboss27</b> - 15 hours ago<b>mattdumas1</b> - 15 hours ago<b>welder26</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Ryan777777777</b> - 18 hours ago<b>DerpJesus</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Tenker</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Nahpets</b> - yesterday at 9:35pm<b>oasis359</b> - yesterday at 4:29pm<b>remometol</b> - yesterday at 4:12pm<b>Trollx</b> - yesterday at 11:52am<b>masschris</b> - yesterday at 10:55am<b>toasted1</b> - yesterday at 7:50am<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 7:34am<b>Cameron05233250</b> - yesterday at 6:20am

Fucked!<b>nicolai44</b> - 4 hours ago<b>tiger820</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 2:20pm<b>dcam13</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:58pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:12am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:31pm<b>coltin441</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 6:07am<b>byattwain</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 7:07am

thatsdndn1's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of thatsdndn1's badges

thatsdndn1's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

#21025946
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58655) - you deserved it (35410)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

#21025234
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60069) - you deserved it (6004)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

#21024837
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45245) - you deserved it (22700)

On 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

#21012735
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50696) - you deserved it (10209)

On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

#21010264
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48479) - you deserved it (25752)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

#20891277
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42432) - you deserved it (3407)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by SeriouslyDad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

#20888582
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51875) - you deserved it (11630)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML

#20887080
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52190) - you deserved it (3323)

On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

#20884742
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19426) - you deserved it (95315)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24240) - you deserved it (96828)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

#20875776
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50904) - you deserved it (4396)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse: the fact that I know she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

#20875739
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36805) - you deserved it (13385)

On 09/10/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML

#20874571
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57822) - you deserved it (6640)

On 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

#20874059
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44945) - you deserved it (5664)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

#20871364
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65248) - you deserved it (3846)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: