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  • Number of visits : 1330
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About thatsdndn1 : Dreadhead
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Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me . He asked why we were going, an I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money . When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex" . FML

#20875776
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47599) - you deserved it (4085)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I realized that it's become a regular occurrence 4 mah mother an me to talk about our pubic hair!! I don't knowhich is worse: the fact that I know she shave it , or the fact that we looool even talk about this stuff!! FML

#20875739
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34685) - you deserved it (12620)

On 09/10/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on mah lap so I looool could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on mah leg.

#20874571
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53752) - you deserved it (6222)

On 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY AFTER GROWING MY HAIR OUT FOR OVER A YEAR AN CONSTANTLY BEING TOLD THAT IT MAKES ME LOOK LYK A GIRL, I FINALLY CUT IT. THE FIRST THING MY FRIENDS SAID WHEN THEY SAW ME WAS THAT I NOW LOOK LYK A ( LESBIAN. ) BIG FAT FML

#20874059
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42868) - you deserved it (5439)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

yesterday mah girlfriend broke up with me through mah birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62979) - you deserved it (3705)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)

Today, I Got Home From Work And Found Mah Dog Missing. When I Askd Mah Neighbor If She Saw What Happend, I Saw Mah Dog Sleeping On Her Couch. She Trid To Say It Was Hers. FML

#20868590
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49384) - you deserved it (2678)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML

Today,hile packing for a trip , my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names , thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

#20649670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71825) - you deserved it (5306)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:44am - intimacy - by oops - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah 6-year-old daughter walkd into the bathroomhere I was grumbling about mah weight. Seeing how upset I was , she took mah hand and said , "Mom , you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

#20643910
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47706) - you deserved it (6352)

On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

today I proposd to mah grlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheerd 4 us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement did down, she leand over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

#20622674
149 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

Taday I was walking my dog. A cuta guy stoppd ma an said, "Wow, u r gorgaous!" I said thanks. Ha lookd at ma lyk I was nuts an said, "Not you, yur dog." maga FML

#20621620
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41191) - you deserved it (5549)

On 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm - animals - by emma_waters23 - United States (California)

Today... after a few weeks of mah friend pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend... I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes... peanut butter... and it appear that mah boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

#20612533
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68592) - you deserved it (4848)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went on mah first date. Everything went great until I went to brush mah date's hair over her ear lyk they do in the movies. I pokd her dead in the eye. FML

#20606348
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43214) - you deserved it (14778)

On 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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