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  • Number of visits : 65
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I woke up at 6am and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36973) - you deserved it (17794)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:01am - animals - by Tea_baggins (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50031) - you deserved it (7420)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia



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