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Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11117) - you deserved it (14592)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45808) - you deserved it (3932)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by SaMike (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57799) - you deserved it (18264)

On 04/11/2009 at 11:47am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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