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Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

#18049088
147 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

#18034258
72 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
121 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
249 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
160 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

#17557500
236 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
401 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
122 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
109 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)



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