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About thatguynamedsky : yeah that is my steam library (that is still expanding) and you should add me cuz i get lonely and like yeah... (steam name below)
I do my best to be optimistic, sometimes I'm too good at it and other times I'm very bad at it... I like listening to computers getting thrown off buildings a.k.a. dubstep. In my free time I post the ridiculous things I find in the moderator section of FML and post it to iFunny (username there is 'FML_Moderator' woo self promotion). I hope to become rich and famous one day and have one spoiled little kid. I enjoy food, video games, and anything a fat teenager would do. I'm in a wonderful long distance relationship. I believe we should legalize gay marijuana. I also believe there is no holy macaroni above us and we evolved from tiny little fishies.
Come kik me; I'm a slut: tueskyline
meh steam: ThatGuyNamedSky
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's grandfather's funeral and visitation. These things make me nervous, and not thinking, I made comments that included the words "killing", "dying", and "death". I'm a rubbish support system. FML
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML
Friday 31 July 2015