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thatguy888
  • Town/Country : America , America bitch
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18397) - you deserved it (1692)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:20pm - health - by Vxale (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73219) - you deserved it (6474)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML

#13652209 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (24415) - you deserved it (3847)

On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

#13284441 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (31994) - you deserved it (3124)

On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24231) - you deserved it (67948)

On 04/14/2009 at 9:45am - love - by oxbbabexo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74126) - you deserved it (12055)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)



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