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Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (2888)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

#8890644 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (7889) - you deserved it (11812)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

#8889344 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (19865) - you deserved it (4276)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (19058) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

#6040097 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (7913) - you deserved it (57438)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

#5344643 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (57271) - you deserved it (3061)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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