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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36497
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>obeykaitlyn</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 4:24pm<b>life_smh</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 2:31pm<b>kaysheik</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:14pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 2:32pm<b>SofaKing619</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 2:39am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:21pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 3:18am<b>Devin143</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:54am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:54pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:28am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:59am<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 6:35am<b>dudeutookhrs</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 4:11am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:59pm<b>Randilynne2</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:19am<b>emeraldkat</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:16am<b>KeatonHanson</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 11:08pm

Fucked!<b>kaysheik</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 9:21pm<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 12:35pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:01am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 10:07pm<b>399</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 7:04pm<b>mrswombat</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:33am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:29am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:39am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:45pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:42am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:11pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 7:48am<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:13pm<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:57pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into an old couple everyone has been avoiding in my small town. Four weeks ago, they accidentally posted a picture of their pierced junk on Facebook, and I was one of the unlucky people who saw the actual picture. I can't make eye contact with them anymore. FML

by ReayHorse / 07/28/2016 at 12:02pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I had our first prenatal appointment. My doctor told us we shouldn't have sex during the first trimester, "just to be safe". He has no evidence to back this, but now my husband is too scared to touch me. FML

by 2.5-long-months / 07/28/2016 at 9:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, despite my best efforts to keep my new apartment clean and weeks of denying the complex has a bug problem, I came face to face with a roach in my cupboard. I swear the little bastard waved at me. FML

by jettison17 / 07/28/2016 at 2:41am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

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Today, I discovered that despite locking the bathroom door of an airplane, a man is still fully capable of walking in on you changing your tampon. FML

by sweet / 07/27/2016 at 10:50pm / Transportation

Today, I was fired from my job. Not because I don't do a good job but because my boss didn't feel it was appropriate to have an affair with my wife and have to face me everyday. FML

by Wellthen / 07/27/2016 at 9:07pm / Work

Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 4:32pm / Intimacy

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

by JustShutUp / 07/27/2016 at 2:40pm / Miscellaneous

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

by csgocockblock / 07/27/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my dog is allergic to all forms of animal. His new vegetarian food is $90 a bag, and he refuses to eat it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 12:45pm / Animals

Today, my boyfriend and I are looking at places to stay to meet for the first time. I figured renting a small vacation apartment would be ideal because he's not able to help pay because he isn't working and I'm not rich. He's telling me he can only be comfortable in 4 star hotels. FML

by Broke / 07/27/2016 at 12:38pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML

by ssenmodnaR / 07/27/2016 at 12:30pm / Love

Today, my mom grabbed my phone, said she was taking it because I'd been disrespectful, and hung up my call. I'd been speaking with a work client. This is the gratitude I get for paying all her bills for the past 2 years, all because she's too lazy to get a job. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 11:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out all the "work meetings" my husband has been going to wasn't him having an affair after all, but him attending a neo-Nazi group. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 10:10am / Love

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 6:36am / Ukraine (Poltavs'ka Oblast') / Intimacy

Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML

by Kiss-a-thon / 07/27/2016 at 6:01am / Germany / Love