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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 08/14/2016 at 2:16am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by mcfatty / 08/14/2016 at 12:21am / India (Karnataka) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML
by Sean / 08/14/2016 at 12:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I woke to the sound of my baby crying at 4 a.m. I also heard my partner snoring, knowing he was not beside me and the baby was not in her crib, I went into the nursery. There was my crying baby laying across my snoring partner's chest. Guess he fell asleep during feeding time. FML
by gamerlaura / 08/13/2016 at 11:33pm / United Kingdom (Gwynedd) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
by lonelyheart4ever / 08/12/2016 at 9:58pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by stinkystinky / 08/12/2016 at 1:32pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/12/2016 at 8:24am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, after being single for over five years, I was chatted up at the airport. Sadly, Prince Charming was a homeless guy who had very strong body odour, soiled trousers, a can of cheap beer and bugs in his dreads. He kissed my hand. I feel violated. FML
by pat3212 / 08/11/2016 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by cheeseless / 08/11/2016 at 4:47pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, my former boss is threatening to keep my last paycheck until I return a skateboard that a guest forgot at the hotel about a month ago. She was the one who gave me the order to put it in the trash. FML
by touristtraphotel / 08/11/2016 at 2:58pm / Puerto Rico / Work
by hamburglar / 08/11/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I got yelled at in my office. It's construction, and I'm the youngest woman. One of my male bosses yelled at me because grown-ass adults won't sign in the log. Either I get my ass kicked by construction guys over a sign-in sheet, or yelled at by my boss. I can't win. FML
by xAdtrx3x / 08/11/2016 at 2:16pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I asked my manager where the clearly-foreign customers were from. She said she didn't know, but she thought they were from ISIS. She wasn't trying to be funny, she thought ISIS was a country. FML
by DexiCola / 08/11/2016 at 1:02pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…