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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady that lives next to me. Funny enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom who lived with me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML
by Epithymia / 08/15/2016 at 11:09am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Health
by Raptorcake / 08/15/2016 at 8:50am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Holidays
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to the sound of my cat knocking things over. It wasn't until my boyfriend sat upright and checked, that I realized it actually wasn't our cat, but my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get into our second-story window. This isn't the first time she's done this. FML
by WendigogoAway / 08/15/2016 at 5:46am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by LostInSunday / 08/15/2016 at 4:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, I should be starting my last year of college next week. But no. My old advisor messed up my schedule so badly that there's no way I'll graduate for another year. So I'll be in school five years for a four year program because as a freshman I thought my advisor was helping me. FML
by PineapplePizza / 08/15/2016 at 3:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Screamingfirecracker / 08/15/2016 at 12:12am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work
by whoops / 08/15/2016 at 12:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I received a birthday card from my dad, over a week late. It was addressed to me using my maiden name, the enclosed check also made out to me using my maiden name. I've been married for over 10 years. FML
by anonymous / 08/14/2016 at 11:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Bg2466 / 08/14/2016 at 11:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, at my hotel, I spent over an hour dumpster diving trying to locate a pair of shorts for a spoiled brat that one of the cleaning staff accidentally threw away. When I finally found and returned them to the family, the father insisted they weren't the right ones. Spent all day smelling of trash. FML
by Downinthedumps / 08/14/2016 at 6:44pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by mmlncwdr / 08/14/2016 at 3:08pm / Work
Today, I was practicing for a Cambodian ceremony. I'm American. My fiancée is Cambodian. While doing the practice, I had six people in my face telling me what to do, all at the same time. I got frustrated and accidentally blurted out, "This is fucking retarded." Now the whole family is mad at me. FML
by rcoale1983 / 08/14/2016 at 1:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by royallymessedup / 08/14/2016 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Holidays
by datingfail / 08/14/2016 at 8:06am / Australia (Victoria) / Love