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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 39248
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>rengoonhoo</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 4:31pm<b>bonbon1559</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 4:46am<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 2:32am<b>Teabrodo</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 8:22am<b>obeykaitlyn</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 4:24pm<b>life_smh</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 2:31pm<b>kaysheik</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:14pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 2:32pm<b>SofaKing619</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 2:39am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:21pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 3:18am<b>Devin143</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:54am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:54pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:28am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:59am<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 6:35am<b>dudeutookhrs</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 4:11am

Fucked!<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 8:32am<b>kaysheik</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 9:21pm<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 12:35pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:01am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 10:07pm<b>399</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 7:04pm<b>mrswombat</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:33am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:29am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:39am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:45pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:42am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:11pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:13pm<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:57pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady that lives next to me. Funny enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom who lived with me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML

by Epithymia / 08/15/2016 at 11:09am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Health

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

by Raptorcake / 08/15/2016 at 8:50am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Holidays

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to the sound of my cat knocking things over. It wasn't until my boyfriend sat upright and checked, that I realized it actually wasn't our cat, but my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get into our second-story window. This isn't the first time she's done this. FML

by WendigogoAway / 08/15/2016 at 5:46am / United States (Ohio) / Love

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Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

by LostInSunday / 08/15/2016 at 4:11am / Miscellaneous

Today, I should be starting my last year of college next week. But no. My old advisor messed up my schedule so badly that there's no way I'll graduate for another year. So I'll be in school five years for a four year program because as a freshman I thought my advisor was helping me. FML

by PineapplePizza / 08/15/2016 at 3:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hard-covered textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

by Screamingfirecracker / 08/15/2016 at 12:12am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML

by whoops / 08/15/2016 at 12:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I received a birthday card from my dad, over a week late. It was addressed to me using my maiden name, the enclosed check also made out to me using my maiden name. I've been married for over 10 years. FML

by anonymous / 08/14/2016 at 11:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a bad review on my work's Facebook page. The girl said I was very rude and I should never work with the public. I was trying to flirt with her. FML

by Bg2466 / 08/14/2016 at 11:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, at my hotel, I spent over an hour dumpster diving trying to locate a pair of shorts for a spoiled brat that one of the cleaning staff accidentally threw away. When I finally found and returned them to the family, the father insisted they weren't the right ones. Spent all day smelling of trash. FML

by Downinthedumps / 08/14/2016 at 6:44pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I'm working an 8-hour shift on less than 3 hours of sleep. In order to stay awake, I chugged 3 Red Bulls. Now I can't feel my face. FML

Today, I was practicing for a Cambodian ceremony. I'm American. My fiancée is Cambodian. While doing the practice, I had six people in my face telling me what to do, all at the same time. I got frustrated and accidentally blurted out, "This is fucking retarded." Now the whole family is mad at me. FML

by rcoale1983 / 08/14/2016 at 1:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

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Today, the price I paid to go on a kayaking trip in the sea was nothing compared to the price that my foot paid when it inadvertently stepped on a sea urchin halfway into the water. FML

by royallymessedup / 08/14/2016 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Holidays

Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML

by datingfail / 08/14/2016 at 8:06am / Australia (Victoria) / Love