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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 11:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by BadLuckBetty / 08/09/2016 at 7:33am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by chewsef / 08/08/2016 at 11:22pm / United States (California) / Money
by Jack / 08/08/2016 at 8:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
by DeepFriedZombie / 08/08/2016 at 8:18pm / Work
by iloveretail / 08/08/2016 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
by FlyingCoffeeMonster / 08/08/2016 at 3:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
by Oxnar60 / 08/08/2016 at 2:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I was told that every week the grocery store I work for has a "mystery customer" who shops throughout the store and rates us. Our store has gotten straight 100s for the past two years, and I ruined their streak. Apparently, I was the worst they've ever seen. FML
by That guy / 08/08/2016 at 11:45am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
by Funyearahead / 08/08/2016 at 8:44am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Singleforever / 08/08/2016 at 8:40am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Weightlosshereicome / 08/08/2016 at 6:06am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM
by Sleeping moody / 08/08/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I play softball and we use eye black because it helps block out the glare. I sat down at my…