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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8344
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

#21314908
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16473) - you deserved it (37268)

On 12/10/2014 at 7:59am - love - by mastel07 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

#21314853
45 comments

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On 12/10/2014 at 3:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML

#21314671
46 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 8:56pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

#21314569
62 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 5:39pm - kids - by SickMaMa - United States (New York)

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

#21314515
84 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 4:19pm - love - by thatsnice - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

#21314514
56 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

#21314459
69 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 2:15pm - kids - by Amore (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
105 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

#21313942
57 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML

#21313940
34 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 6:08pm - misc - by blech (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

#21313753
63 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 12:58pm - love - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML

#21313670
67 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 9:12am - love - by lovethateuropeanblood (woman) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

#21313609
84 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 4:17am - work - by sarahc_c (woman) -

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

#21313515
50 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 12:03am - misc - by BedazzledAlpaca (man) - United States (Colorado)



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