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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29489
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thatguy240 : All the time I've spent on this app I've realized it's like tumblr's little brother.

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Visits<b>thehappycamper</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:57am<b>ObeyTheWaves</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 4:49am<b>ShiroyashaGin</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:04am<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:55pm<b>agostina_mc</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:15pm<b>BlueBaronBitch</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 7:22pm<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:02pm<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:06am<b>happypenguins</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 12:12am<b>1penguin</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:42pm<b>ktm1313</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:08pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 8:04pm<b>elliecandlin</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:17pm<b>life_smh</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:28am<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:25pm<b>FruitPastels</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 4:43pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:24pm<b>purplesauce</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:50pm

Fucked!<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm<b>suckceed</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 7:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 3:22pm<b>wrathofthestorm</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:11am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:51pm<b>oceanic_bluee</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:19pm<b>rookworst</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:23pm<b>katrinakalnikov</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 6:39pm<b>ardenxo</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 6:08pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 4:44am<b>TMWhisp</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 3:36am<b>juicy_extasy</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 11:55am<b>Anushka</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:47am<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 5:25am<b>pandabear7891</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 5:39pm<b>besosforme</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 4:48am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:44pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

#21522398
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25459) - you deserved it (3635)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML

#21522391
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20027) - you deserved it (1292)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

#21522381
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18389) - you deserved it (2825)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:06am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

#21522371
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22304) - you deserved it (1410)

On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23471) - you deserved it (2272)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

#21522144
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19427) - you deserved it (1759)

On 02/02/2016 at 3:27pm - misc - by oh, shit...... - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML

#21522136
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (1426)

On 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm - misc - by wideeyeddays (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML

#21522112
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (3860)

On 02/02/2016 at 1:48pm - money - by sideeffect001 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

#21522018
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27332) - you deserved it (1740)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got to work and saw a new desk had been setup on stilts. 'Oh, who got the standing desk?' I asked. Turns out it's for the guy in the wheelchair who was right behind me. It needs to be high so the controls of his wheelchair can fit under the desk. FML

#21522017
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17878) - you deserved it (3397)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:06am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I went to my grandma's house to visit. She's an elderly woman, so I asked if there was anything I could do to help. She told me to take the dog out, so I did, but one thing she didn't tell me is that her dog loves to take explosive shits everywhere. FML

#21521987
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17825) - you deserved it (1492)

On 02/02/2016 at 12:37am - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mailman refused to deliver my mail for an undetermined amount of time, because my 8 year-old, arthritic dog, who can barely walk, "made him feel threatened." FML

Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML

#21521941
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17201) - you deserved it (6273)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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