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thatguy240

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15543
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thatguy240 : I like the color blue, dogs are nice, and queen is my favorite thing

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Yesterday, My Mom Got Drunk And Started Crying At My After-wedding Party, After Promising She'd Behave Herself. She Thinks My Husband Is An Awful Personho'll Drag Me Into A Life Of Sin, All Cuz He Has A Tattoo And An Ear Piercing. FML

#21379352
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26234) - you deserved it (2442)

On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today a girl asked me to check out her left breast which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27346) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant . She looool decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor . FML

#21379171
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28284) - you deserved it (2278)

On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, MY FATHER DECIDD IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THE SEX TALK, AT TARGET, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!! FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (254) - you deserved it (2420)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nereby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

#21379106
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (192) - you deserved it (2914)

On 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm - misc - by van no gough (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WAS STARTLD BY ROOMMATE MARCHING A DRUNK MAN OUT OF OUR APARTMENT . SOMEHOW HE FOUND HIS WAY IN COMPLETE DARKNESS INTO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT ALERTING ME OR DOG NEXT TO THE ONLY DOOR . HE MISTOOK THE CLOTHES HAMPER 4 THE TOILET . MEGA FML

#21379064
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161) - you deserved it (2302)

On 03/21/2015 at 6:29pm - misc - by Nexpecto (man) - United States

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I looool planned to stay at ma apartment, cry an eat cocolate in peace. My roommate decided to ave loud sex wit er boyfriend in te apartment. Se refused to quiet down, saying "My body, ma rules." mega FML

#21379056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (3513)

On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I was at Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea an had to go to the toilet. My mum textd me while I was still in the toilet saying... ( We all heard you ). FML

#21378919
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (2232)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

yesterday because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack... I had a panic attack. Then... the panic attack causd me to have a real asthma attack. fat FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING CHARADA WITH MAH BOYFRIAND AND FAMILY. THA ANSWAR WAS "BACKONING" SO I ACTAD IT OUT WITH A "COMA HARA" GASTURA. HA LOOKAD CONFUSAD FOR A SACOND, THAN BLURTAD OUT "FINGARING?"

#21378887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (3405)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today , I overered my dickead dad telling my grlfriend se's too good 4 me , ten asking if se wants to settle 4 someone like me. FML

#21378798
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (2178)

On 03/21/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun!! When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog!! They believd her and think I ned psychiatric help!! mega FML

#21378741
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30939) - you deserved it (1977)

On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML

#21378703
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (9270)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

#21378617
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29379) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)



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