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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by tellyc / 04/25/2016 at 10:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML
by Drew / 04/25/2016 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
by exiebestie / 04/25/2016 at 9:30pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by out of the closet / 04/25/2016 at 8:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I had a throbbing cluster headache. It didn't help matters when an angry customer yelled at me because a dress was "defective." Why was it defective? It didn't fit her. Why didn't it fit her? It was the wrong size. FML
by checkthelabel / 04/25/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside a huge luggage bag we got for a trip to Canada. It was all fun and games until they dragged me outside, kicked me down a few steps, and left me stuck in the bag, locked outside with the cat. FML
by TheNotSoGoodDay / 04/25/2016 at 7:29pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Kids
by tired waitress / 04/25/2016 at 7:05pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I crawled under a table to plug a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug a f***ing lamp. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2016 at 4:37pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by AcademicAdvisor / 04/25/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by nonnie31 / 04/25/2016 at 3:17pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML
by Katt / 04/25/2016 at 2:04pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, while watching home videos with my family, I saw a clip of me as an infant attempting to breast feed from my father while he laughed uncontrollably. Now, my son keeps sneaking his baby brother's head under my shirt while I'm asleep. The last time he actually began to suckle. FML
by Nasty / 04/25/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I finally got to meet the new Director of my department. She was my intern eight years ago, the one I declined to recommend for a full time position due to interpersonal conflicts. She knows. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
by too eager / 04/25/2016 at 11:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/25/2016 at 1:38am / United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin) / Animals