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About thatguy240 : I like the color blue, dogs are nice, and queen is my favorite thing
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Yesterday, My Mom Got Drunk And Started Crying At My After-wedding Party, After Promising She'd Behave Herself. She Thinks My Husband Is An Awful Personho'll Drag Me Into A Life Of Sin, All Cuz He Has A Tattoo And An Ear Piercing. FML
TODAY, I WAS STARTLD BY ROOMMATE MARCHING A DRUNK MAN OUT OF OUR APARTMENT . SOMEHOW HE FOUND HIS WAY IN COMPLETE DARKNESS INTO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT ALERTING ME OR DOG NEXT TO THE ONLY DOOR . HE MISTOOK THE CLOTHES HAMPER 4 THE TOILET . MEGA FML
Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I looool planned to stay at ma apartment, cry an eat cocolate in peace. My roommate decided to ave loud sex wit er boyfriend in te apartment. Se refused to quiet down, saying "My body, ma rules." mega FML
Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun!! When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog!! They believd her and think I ned psychiatric help!! mega FML
Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML
Friday 27 March 2015