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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 08/12/2016 at 8:24am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, after being single for over five years, I was chatted up at the airport. Sadly, Prince Charming was a homeless guy who had very strong body odour, soiled trousers, a can of cheap beer and bugs in his dreads. He kissed my hand. I feel violated. FML
by pat3212 / 08/11/2016 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by cheeseless / 08/11/2016 at 4:47pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, my former boss is threatening to keep my last paycheck until I return a skateboard that a guest forgot at the hotel about a month ago. She was the one who gave me the order to put it in the trash. FML
by touristtraphotel / 08/11/2016 at 2:58pm / Puerto Rico / Work
by hamburglar / 08/11/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I got yelled at in my office. It's construction, and I'm the youngest woman. One of my male bosses yelled at me because grown-ass adults won't sign in the log. Either I get my ass kicked by construction guys over a sign-in sheet, or yelled at by my boss. I can't win. FML
by xAdtrx3x / 08/11/2016 at 2:16pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I asked my manager where the clearly-foreign customers were from. She said she didn't know, but she thought they were from ISIS. She wasn't trying to be funny, she thought ISIS was a country. FML
by DexiCola / 08/11/2016 at 1:02pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
by b5b0n36 / 08/11/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by SeriouslyEvery / 08/11/2016 at 12:12pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
by Chef stupid / 08/11/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, two customers complained about the shitty service they received from my coworkers. I apologized and asked about the complaint. Their issues were legitimate and I promised to pass them on. They demanded to speak to my manager and my coworkers got in trouble. Now they think I'm a snitch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2016 at 8:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML
by FartMyLife / 08/11/2016 at 7:34am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I woke up to my husband peeing on the floor. He managed to pee in two open clothes drawers and on the pants I was going to wear to work tomorrow. Before I left earlier he promised he wouldn't get smashed tonight. FML
by inappropes / 08/11/2016 at 1:33am / United States / Love