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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by schnegg / 04/23/2016 at 1:33pm / Switzerland / Work
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2016 at 5:14am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML
by she won't see a therapist / 04/23/2016 at 12:37am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 11:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 10:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I'm a 27-year-old back-to-school university student. Everyone hates me because I'm actually interested in participating in my classes and getting good grades, instead of partying, cheating in exams, and generally not giving a crap. Apparently I make them look bad. FML
by HollyThorne / 04/22/2016 at 8:35pm / Croatia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 8:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Kids
Today, I caught my 7 year old sister poking a dead bird with a stick, causing maggots to start coming out of the bird's sad little body. I was horrified and threw up. She won't stop mocking me for being a "sissy". FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 3:41pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 2:50pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML
by 4evalone / 04/22/2016 at 2:06pm / United States / Love
Today, I lost the key to my bike lock. I ended up having to cut it off, even though it was brand new. After spending 30 minutes hacking away at it, it finally came off. When I hopped onto my bike, I felt something poking my leg. My key was in my pocket the whole time. FML
by _aPerson_ / 04/22/2016 at 11:58am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous