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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32097
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>quietlyinsane86</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:20am<b>suzuki11</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 7:23pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 2:51pm<b>Likunchik</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:12pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:46pm<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:24am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:28pm<b>classicate</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 7:39pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:16am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 6:11pm<b>sandradeex54</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:21pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:08pm<b>FantomLightning</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:36pm<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:45pm<b>camilax3</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 1:34pm<b>HairlessKitten</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 11:06am<b>hekinokuroihi</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 10:34am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:07am

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I was declined a sales position at a local store. As I headed out, I heard the interviewer telling a colleague, "Christ. That kid had less charisma than Microsoft Sam." FML

by sam.exe / 04/29/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:59pm / United States / Health

Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML

by DeathbyWording / 04/29/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, after 10 years of frequent international air travel, I got my seat upgraded for the first time. Also, for the first time in 10 years, the airline lost my luggage. FML

by Bittersweet / 04/29/2016 at 12:19pm / Transportation

Today, my anxiety has gotten so bad that I start to panic every time someone even approaches me. I'm a cashier, and I'm only halfway through my shift. FML

by PhantomKitty / 04/29/2016 at 11:20am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health

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Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 5:17am / New Zealand / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

by Stalked / 04/29/2016 at 4:49am / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Love

Today, I was teaching a friend to squat. While I was spotting him, he decided it would be a great idea to turn around. This wouldn't have been a problem, if he hadn't hit me in the face with the bar. FML

by Michael978 / 04/28/2016 at 11:40pm / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

by heymacie / 04/28/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work

Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML

by DeepFriedLettuce / 04/28/2016 at 9:33pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, as I was taking a shower, I felt something run down my back. Assuming it was water, I lathered up my loofah and scrubbed my back with it, only to hear a gross crunching sound. I pulled back my loofah to see a smushed, twitching cockroach that I had smeared on my back. FML

by kittywings / 04/28/2016 at 9:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

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Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

by welcome to the neighborhood / 04/28/2016 at 7:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that you should always check the inside of your guitar to avoid a snake bite. Nope, strings don't help. FML

by filipkm / 04/28/2016 at 6:04pm / Slovenia (Ljubljana Urban Commune) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML

by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love