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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36429
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>obeykaitlyn</b> - 24 hours ago<b>life_smh</b> - yesterday at 2:31pm<b>kaysheik</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:14pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 2:32pm<b>SofaKing619</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 2:39am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:21pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 3:18am<b>Devin143</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:54am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:54pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:28am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:59am<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 6:35am<b>dudeutookhrs</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 4:11am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:59pm<b>Randilynne2</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:19am<b>emeraldkat</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:16am<b>KeatonHanson</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 11:08pm

Fucked!<b>kaysheik</b> - yesterday at 9:14pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 9:21pm<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 12:35pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:01am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 10:07pm<b>399</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 7:04pm<b>mrswombat</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:33am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:29am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:39am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:45pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:42am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:11pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 7:48am<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:13pm<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:57pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

by justplaindumb / 08/03/2016 at 8:48pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

by nt121511 / 08/03/2016 at 6:40pm / Love

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

by ButItWasRareDad! / 08/03/2016 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I went out to dinner with my mom and several of her friends. My mom spent the entire night gushing about my Ivy League school and med student boyfriend. I attend a state university and am single. She threatened to cut me off if I didn't play along. FML

by aurelj1 / 08/03/2016 at 3:59pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM

by Lordy / 08/03/2016 at 7:33am / Saudi Arabia / Work

Today, my untrained legs have been traumatised by the sudden regime of squats, mountain climbers and lunges I have been putting them through. I literally just have to trust-fall back onto the toilet and hope for the best, because my legs don't have the strength to support the gradual descent. FML

by SkipLegDay / 08/03/2016 at 4:48am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Health

Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part: I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML

by damn you Ambien / 08/03/2016 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a letter from my old bank saying I owe them over 400 dollars. I closed the account 3 months ago, or at least I thought I did. The teller never finished closing it and I've been getting hammered with maintenance fees and overdrafts on an account I didn't even want anymore. FML

by vxdragon23 / 08/03/2016 at 12:48am / United States (New York) / Money

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Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Ends up he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML

by shikushiku / 08/02/2016 at 11:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

by BatBee / 08/02/2016 at 10:29pm / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy