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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML
by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love
by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by BrokeAndHungry / 07/24/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/24/2016 at 2:40am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML
by emancipate my ass / 07/24/2016 at 12:02am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 11:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
by ulrika / 07/23/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 2:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
by fuckit / 07/23/2016 at 2:52am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by darianvilla / 07/22/2016 at 7:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Work