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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29269
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thatguy240 : All the time I've spent on this app I've realized it's like tumblr's little brother.

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Today, my whack job of a father told my 8-year-old son that his cat deserves a bullet to the head for being so damn stupid. FML

Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17093) - you deserved it (2072) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2016 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonyme - China (Shanghai)

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18201) - you deserved it (3178)

On 01/29/2016 at 5:18pm - misc - by I Tried (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11251) - you deserved it (23746)

On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML


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On 01/29/2016 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19650) - you deserved it (1627)

On 01/29/2016 at 1:36pm - work - by Sandman2015 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (17776) - you deserved it (1472)

On 01/29/2016 at 11:20am - misc - by whatarethisss - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19690) - you deserved it (1370)

On 01/29/2016 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML


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On 01/29/2016 at 7:51am - misc - by TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got call from the manager for a company I applied for. Turns out, he mixed up my friend's phone number with mine, since we applied on the same day, so the manager accidentally hired her instead of me. He said the position is still mine if I want it, but they will have to let her go. FML

Today, after weeks of debating with myself, I finally got the courage to ask out my best friend of 9 years. She turned me down, saying that dating me would be like adopting a puppy, and she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. FML

Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (1294)

On 01/28/2016 at 6:39pm - work - by screwedfortheweek (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML


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On 01/28/2016 at 3:24pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML


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On 01/28/2016 at 11:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20683) - you deserved it (1204)

On 01/28/2016 at 11:05am - misc - by crinitis - Canada (Ontario)

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