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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I found out that I need to get a root canal, the only day I can get an appointment is on the same day I'm flying out for training for my new job. I can't get out of either, so now need to face my fear of flying and fear of dentists the same day. FML
by FlyingPain / 08/05/2016 at 7:16am / United Kingdom / Holidays
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boss ordered me to read the Twilight series in order to determine if they are "appropriate" for his daughter to read. I'm a 25-year-old bank teller, and I definitely don't remember this in my job description. FML
by that violates the Geneva conventions / 08/05/2016 at 5:33am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML
by so unsexy / 08/04/2016 at 5:32pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
by thx. / 08/04/2016 at 4:35pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, I was peacefully using the toilet when I heard a familiar crunching sound behind me. After shooting up and frantically looking around, I hesitantly closed the toilet lid - just in time to see a black cockroach slip into a crevice of the toilet. The thing was close enough to go up my butt. FML
by DisgustingCreatures / 08/04/2016 at 2:53pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
by pooraf / 08/04/2016 at 10:42am / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I see our boss, visiting from USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking the cup will drop automatically. No time to explain, I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I know, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bath tub about 4 inches high full of piss and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stain in all the wrong places. FML
by seanzynotfonzyehhhhh / 08/04/2016 at 1:16am / United States / Work
by washcaps / 08/03/2016 at 10:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by sayno2mermaids / 08/03/2016 at 10:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by sw2f2fchik612 / 08/03/2016 at 10:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals