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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by sam.exe / 04/29/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:59pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML
by DeathbyWording / 04/29/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
by Bittersweet / 04/29/2016 at 12:19pm / Transportation
by PhantomKitty / 04/29/2016 at 11:20am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 5:17am / New Zealand / Miscellaneous
by Stalked / 04/29/2016 at 4:49am / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Love
Today, I was teaching a friend to squat. While I was spotting him, he decided it would be a great idea to turn around. This wouldn't have been a problem, if he hadn't hit me in the face with the bar. FML
by Michael978 / 04/28/2016 at 11:40pm / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
by heymacie / 04/28/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work
by DeepFriedLettuce / 04/28/2016 at 9:33pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, as I was taking a shower, I felt something run down my back. Assuming it was water, I lathered up my loofah and scrubbed my back with it, only to hear a gross crunching sound. I pulled back my loofah to see a smushed, twitching cockroach that I had smeared on my back. FML
by kittywings / 04/28/2016 at 9:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by welcome to the neighborhood / 04/28/2016 at 7:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by filipkm / 04/28/2016 at 6:04pm / Slovenia (Ljubljana Urban Commune) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love