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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 33324
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>mrswombat</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 6:33pm<b>AlliTheKat</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:53am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 2:55am<b>KeatonHanson</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 6:03pm<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 10:43pm<b>jnunez0517</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 9:15pm<b>quietlyinsane86</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:20am<b>suzuki11</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 7:23pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 2:51pm<b>Likunchik</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:12pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:46pm<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:24am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:28pm<b>classicate</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 7:39pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:16am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 6:11pm<b>sandradeex54</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:21pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:08pm

Fucked!<b>mrswombat</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:33am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:29am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:39am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:45pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:42am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:11pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 7:48am<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:13pm<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:57pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm<b>suckceed</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 7:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 3:22pm<b>wrathofthestorm</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:11am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:51pm<b>oceanic_bluee</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:19pm<b>rookworst</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:23pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

by poophead / 05/29/2015 at 10:39pm / Philippines / Animals

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

by smartass / 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

by explosivepeach / 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

by not a kiddy fiddler really / 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 3:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

by probably single / 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Love

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

by GlueAndCarrots / 05/29/2015 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my father told me that my mental health issues, which have been confirmed by multiple doctors and tests, are all caused by the fact that I'm slightly overweight and don't exercise a lot. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

by Headless / 05/29/2015 at 9:04am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML

by Great / 05/29/2015 at 8:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

by sassy_girl144 / 05/29/2015 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

by wouaf / 05/29/2015 at 12:19am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

by shmoooopie / 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

by MarieAmber18 / 05/28/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy