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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 39513
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>rengoonhoo</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 4:31pm<b>bonbon1559</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 4:46am<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 2:32am<b>Teabrodo</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 8:22am<b>obeykaitlyn</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 4:24pm<b>life_smh</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 2:31pm<b>kaysheik</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 3:14pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 2:32pm<b>SofaKing619</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 2:39am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:21pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 3:18am<b>Devin143</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:54am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:54pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:28am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:59am<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 6:35am<b>dudeutookhrs</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 4:11am

Fucked!<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 8:32am<b>kaysheik</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 9:21pm<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 12:35pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:01am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 10:07pm<b>399</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 7:04pm<b>mrswombat</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:33am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:29am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:39am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:45pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:42am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:11pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:13pm<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:57pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

by jack / 08/27/2015 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

by Anon / 08/27/2015 at 4:37am / United States / Work

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

by smyp / 08/27/2015 at 4:23am / Lithuania / Miscellaneous

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

by philip708 / 08/27/2015 at 2:46am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

by tortureromoretorture / 08/26/2015 at 8:28pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

by Afroman720 / 08/26/2015 at 12:14pm / United States (Utah) / Love

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Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

by aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss / 08/26/2015 at 9:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

by Ananimus / 08/26/2015 at 8:31am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 7:28am / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I spent the day sobbing in my bedroom and talking shit about him on Facebook after blocking him. He ended up changing his mind and calling me, asking me to take him back. Now I have to awkwardly explain to everyone that we're back together. FML

by chiara / 08/26/2015 at 6:25am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Love

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

by salope / 08/26/2015 at 4:33am / Work

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 4:04am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love

Today, I've reached the point in my life where the "Apply to affected area" label on acne cream essentially means I need to take a bath in the stuff. FML

by Whiteheads / 08/26/2015 at 12:33am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

by whovian221b / 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States / Health