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by jack / 08/27/2015 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
by Anon / 08/27/2015 at 4:37am / United States / Work
Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML
by smyp / 08/27/2015 at 4:23am / Lithuania / Miscellaneous
by philip708 / 08/27/2015 at 2:46am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by tortureromoretorture / 08/26/2015 at 8:28pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML
by Afroman720 / 08/26/2015 at 12:14pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML
by aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss / 08/26/2015 at 9:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Ananimus / 08/26/2015 at 8:31am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 7:28am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I spent the day sobbing in my bedroom and talking shit about him on Facebook after blocking him. He ended up changing his mind and calling me, asking me to take him back. Now I have to awkwardly explain to everyone that we're back together. FML
by chiara / 08/26/2015 at 6:25am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Love
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 4:04am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love
by Whiteheads / 08/26/2015 at 12:33am / United States (Texas) / Health
by whovian221b / 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…