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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML
by poophead / 05/29/2015 at 10:39pm / Philippines / Animals
by smartass / 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by explosivepeach / 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML
by not a kiddy fiddler really / 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 3:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by probably single / 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Love
by GlueAndCarrots / 05/29/2015 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
by Headless / 05/29/2015 at 9:04am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love
Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML
by Great / 05/29/2015 at 8:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by sassy_girl144 / 05/29/2015 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
by wouaf / 05/29/2015 at 12:19am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids
by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML
by shmoooopie / 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by MarieAmber18 / 05/28/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy