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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by MissyPants / 08/15/2015 at 4:22am / United States (California) / Love
by simugeek / 08/15/2015 at 1:53am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the mall and was persistently asked to try one of the curling irons at a kiosk. I don't like to use heat on my hair, but I reluctantly agreed. The iron burned off a good chunk of hair from the back of my head. FML
by suuoerwholock / 08/14/2015 at 10:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BrandNewLemon / 08/14/2015 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Money
by Tyrez / 08/14/2015 at 7:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by maybe if i was paid like them i would / 08/14/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
by Wellthisishawkward / 08/14/2015 at 6:40pm / United States / Transportation
by RobotUnicorn1209 / 08/14/2015 at 3:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 11:08am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 9:19am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, I am 1,000 days sober and drug-free. I suffer from depression and I am craving terribly. I have a migraine and a bladder infection. And I can deal with all of this. But what I can't deal with is my dipshit coworker asking if I want to go out for drinks and snort cocaine to celebrate. FML
by Tattoo_Freak / 08/14/2015 at 7:08am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 6:57am / Ukraine (Donets'ka Oblast') / Transportation
by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
by jonloran / 08/14/2015 at 5:08am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…