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Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
by tycrist8 / 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Nope / 06/26/2015 at 5:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by thatguy8878 / 06/26/2015 at 4:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML
by very analytical / 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 2:08pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 1:42pm / Zambia / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML
by AshWil / 06/26/2015 at 12:54pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
by Good Parenting? / 06/26/2015 at 12:38pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
by mytoehurts / 06/26/2015 at 9:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by postop / 06/25/2015 at 11:06pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, our 8-month-old son had a big cold and his nose was blocked. I couldn't find the baby nose pump in it's usual place, so I went to ask my husband. He had it in his hand, and was using to decorate the cake that was going to be served to tonight's guests, my parents. FML
by Anonyme / 06/25/2015 at 8:40pm / France (Bourgogne) / Kids
by missmolliss / 06/25/2015 at 4:59pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I went to visit my mother after many years. Her hoarding has gotten so bad that now the house is entirely filled with junk and garbage, and she is camping out in the jungle of a backyard, cooking on a cauldron over a fire and shitting in the compost pile, with no working heat or water. FML
by childofcrazy / 06/25/2015 at 4:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous