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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML
by guitarki / 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 04/26/2015 at 9:35am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2015 at 6:05am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/26/2015 at 3:09am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by montanadinosaur / 04/26/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by queengarmin / 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm / United States (California) / Animals
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by wil / 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 8:58am / India (Maharashtra) / Work
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
by a critically injured shitehawk / 04/25/2015 at 6:34am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Montana) / Love
Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous