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by millie_marie / 08/09/2016 at 6:47pm / Love
Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Hey, thats not math!? / 08/09/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
by Never Again / 08/09/2016 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
by Scarlet / 08/09/2016 at 2:01pm / Work
by itscalledaphonecontractretards / 08/09/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 11:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by BadLuckBetty / 08/09/2016 at 7:33am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by chewsef / 08/08/2016 at 11:22pm / United States (California) / Money
by Jack / 08/08/2016 at 8:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
by DeepFriedZombie / 08/08/2016 at 8:18pm / Work
by iloveretail / 08/08/2016 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
by FlyingCoffeeMonster / 08/08/2016 at 3:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
by Oxnar60 / 08/08/2016 at 2:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I was told that every week the grocery store I work for has a "mystery customer" who shops throughout the store and rates us. Our store has gotten straight 100s for the past two years, and I ruined their streak. Apparently, I was the worst they've ever seen. FML
by That guy / 08/08/2016 at 11:45am / United States (Texas) / Work
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…