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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2016 at 8:36am / Hungary (Budapest) / Health
Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After looking into it, one of the 1-star ratings claimed "mechanical problems". The description of the reason, "He drives a Ford." FML
by darkangel7410 / 06/22/2016 at 4:37am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 1:15am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Love
by Booooolette / 06/22/2016 at 12:27am / France (Picardie) / Health
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2016 at 10:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by dancingqueef / 06/21/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
by hlewrn / 06/21/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/21/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by lauren / 06/21/2016 at 3:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
by GoAggies / 06/21/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Utah) / Geek
Today, I was giving a competitive dramatic speech. I got a little too into it and punched the ground to portray my character's anger. I must be one dedicated thespian because I was angry enough to break my hand. FML
by over_due / 06/21/2016 at 12:12pm / United States / Health
by Pseudo / 06/21/2016 at 1:33am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Kids
by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2016 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy