About thatguy240 : What do I type here?
thatguy240's FML badges
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by leah_kascar / 08/21/2016 at 9:45pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I gave my boss 2 weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
Today, I had to ask my sister if she'd shit her pants because the smell of poop was following us around Paris. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I had to ask an eighteen-year-old, or that she said yes and didn't do anything. FML
by smellsfunnyinfrance / 08/21/2016 at 12:43pm / United Kingdom / Holidays
Today, my drill sergeant found out it's my birthday. I spent the rest of the day scrubbing large, filthy pots for the entire base of 2000+ and scrubbing grime off of bathroom walls. Happy birthday to me! FML
by Thank you, exactly what I wanted Sergeant / 08/21/2016 at 9:53am / Work
by Anonymous / 08/21/2016 at 5:21am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
by sillymink / 08/19/2016 at 10:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by CyberPsycho / 08/19/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Anonymoose / 08/19/2016 at 4:06pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
by nevaagain / 08/19/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Scared4Lf / 08/19/2016 at 2:10pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
by Daddy / 08/19/2016 at 10:55am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by AlexB / 08/19/2016 at 3:01am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Health
Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML
by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
by PlsForget / 08/18/2016 at 5:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
- Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had… Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I… Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection…