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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML
by anonymous / 09/20/2016 at 6:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by American Idiot / 09/20/2016 at 3:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by PleaseDontHateMe / 09/20/2016 at 12:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by hk / 09/20/2016 at 11:29am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Love
by Whybother / 09/20/2016 at 4:13am / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by dudewheresmywheelschicago / 09/20/2016 at 1:14am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by tequilashot / 09/20/2016 at 12:40am / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by XRayXLopez1 / 09/19/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by knife knife / 09/19/2016 at 8:38pm / United Kingdom (Midlothian) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML
by dude i am so sorry / 09/19/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
by HairToStay / 09/19/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/19/2016 at 10:03am / United States / Work
Today, I finally have a job I love with amazing people I call family and a fantastic boss. I've been here 8 months, and I'm doing a great job, I feel like I could work here forever! My most recent project? Printing our "Store closing sale" signs for liquidation. We permanently close in 7 weeks. FML
by mischalucksux / 09/19/2016 at 9:54am / United States / Work
by Gas-pingForAir / 09/19/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by tracy4191 / 09/18/2016 at 1:21am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…