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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
by Incompetent / 05/02/2016 at 8:27am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Work
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
by shrek / 05/02/2016 at 6:25am / Australia / Work
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
by send the army please / 05/02/2016 at 2:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
by oh gee / 05/02/2016 at 1:01am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by aianmoo16 / 05/01/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I had to deal with a snobby rich woman who asked me to cure her daughter's "unhealthy obsession" with playing outside instead of watching TV with the rest of the family. She called me a liar when I said playing outside is a normal thing for a 6 year-old child to do. FML
by anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 1:59pm / United States / Work
by pierced / 05/01/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I went on a camping trip. I already had a bad back, and then the guy in charge took us on a hike. My shoes were too small, and now I'm hobbling around with a bad back and foot. Every time I limp, it hurts my back, but if I walk normally, it hurts my foot. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 1:19pm / United States / Holidays
by Mrmz07 / 05/01/2016 at 5:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Ted, E. Vic / 05/01/2016 at 1:39am / United States / Money
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 12:56am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 12:36am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Fox_Undercover / 04/30/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health