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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15536
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thatguy240 : I like the color blue, dogs are nice, and queen is my favorite thing

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Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into mah workplace. She knockd down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25761) - you deserved it (1778)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday... after recently quitting a terrible jobhich made me miserable... I went to mah frst work meeting at mah new job. I was excitd to start fresh an meet mah new coworkers. Instead... I met mah boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-grlfriend. She didn't look excitd to see me. FML

#21383954
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23688) - you deserved it (1594)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:06am - work - by kitkat3308 - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was about to lose ma virginity to ma girlfriend , wit wom I am genuinely in love wit. Rigt after I'd got te condom on , se said , "You do know tis is break-up sex , rigt?" FML

#21383831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28306) - you deserved it (1956)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I lost undred of dollar in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't tink so. My roommate trew tem away after e got water on tem tinking tat it rendered tem unusable. FML

#21383795
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24511) - you deserved it (1887)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my grlfriend keeps my toenails in er deceased grandmoter's prized music box. Se says it's to, "Keep te box natural." I don't understand wy se does tis, or wat se means by "natural." FML

#21383678
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21018) - you deserved it (1821)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my grlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: ( Sorry, dude. Better luck next time! ) FML

#21383638
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22166) - you deserved it (1777)

On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22999) - you deserved it (5966)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Ad To Taac Grandma Ow To Burn Filas To CDs. I Jokingly Said Tat It Doasn't Involva Litarally Burning Ta Disks In Fira... To Wic Sa Raspondad By Slapping Ma An Calling Ma A Patronizing Brat. FML

#21383501
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (11120)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26953) - you deserved it (1761)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25257) - you deserved it (2160)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself . The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated fir cow diseases . FML

Today , with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster , I found out pee is affectd by gravity. FML

#21383398
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23525) - you deserved it (2058)

On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Best Friend Went To Mah Boss And Offered To Do Mah Job 4 Half The Pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25090) - you deserved it (1921)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, an in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24706) - you deserved it (1700)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States



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