About thatguy240 : What do I type here?
thatguy240's FML badges
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
by icefly / 07/29/2016 at 11:39am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
by mrsimintrouble / 07/29/2016 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Work
by Sarah-D / 07/29/2016 at 1:31am / Transportation
by someonesometime / 07/29/2016 at 12:14am / United States (Montana) / Work
Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breath again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped up. which was "I'm sorry I don't know how to swallow." FML
by MyLifeSucks / 07/28/2016 at 9:21pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I noticed quite a few scars on one of my coworker's legs. I pulled her aside and told her that self-harm was never the answer, and if she needed to talk I was always there. Turns out she's just clumsy and trips a lot. FML
by CyberPsycho / 07/28/2016 at 12:24pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I ran into an old couple everyone has been avoiding in my small town. Four weeks ago, they accidentally posted a picture of their pierced junk on Facebook, and I was one of the unlucky people who saw the actual picture. I can't make eye contact with them anymore. FML
by ReayHorse / 07/28/2016 at 12:02pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I had our first prenatal appointment. My doctor told us we shouldn't have sex during the first trimester, "just to be safe". He has no evidence to back this, but now my husband is too scared to touch me. FML
by 2.5-long-months / 07/28/2016 at 9:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, despite my best efforts to keep my new apartment clean and weeks of denying the complex has a bug problem, I came face to face with a roach in my cupboard. I swear the little bastard waved at me. FML
by jettison17 / 07/28/2016 at 2:41am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by sweet / 07/27/2016 at 10:50pm / Transportation