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Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2016 at 8:28am / Italy (Veneto) / Miscellaneous
by Yikes / 09/27/2016 at 12:34am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
by awkward / 09/26/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by toeloezz / 09/26/2016 at 2:02pm / Netherlands / Work
by nicetoknow / 09/26/2016 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by anonymous / 09/24/2016 at 9:10am / United States (Washington) / Work
by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by stoolgal / 09/23/2016 at 2:19am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
by Worky Workerton / 09/22/2016 at 1:14pm / United States (California) / Work
by Battlebarney / 09/22/2016 at 6:58am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by swee t / 09/21/2016 at 3:02pm / United States (North Carolina) / Money
by nekal / 09/21/2016 at 12:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by JordLostItagain3 / 09/21/2016 at 3:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
by ang3l4 / 09/21/2016 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…