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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 35666
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:21pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 3:18am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 10:27pm<b>Devin143</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:54am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:54pm<b>obeykaitlyn</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 5:49pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:28am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:59am<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 6:35am<b>dudeutookhrs</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 4:11am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:59pm<b>Randilynne2</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:19am<b>emeraldkat</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 12:16am<b>KeatonHanson</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 11:08pm<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 10:34pm<b>rustybucket</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:09pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 4:54am<b>hmrhoades</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 5:21pm

Fucked!<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 9:21pm<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 12:35pm<b>rykna222</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 4:01am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 10:07pm<b>399</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 7:04pm<b>mrswombat</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:33am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:29am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:39am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:45pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:42am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:11pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 7:48am<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:13pm<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:57pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm<b>suckceed</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 7:50pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2016 at 2:10pm / Intimacy

Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML

by icefly / 07/29/2016 at 11:39am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML

by mrsimintrouble / 07/29/2016 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Work

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

by Sarah-D / 07/29/2016 at 1:31am / Transportation

Today, I was fired from my job because my boss "doesn't think I'm happy there". FML

by someonesometime / 07/29/2016 at 12:14am / United States (Montana) / Work

Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breath again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped up. which was "I'm sorry I don't know how to swallow." FML

by chickfilady / 07/28/2016 at 11:10pm / Work

Today I found out that my mail man put my medicine (I order by mail) in another man's mailbox. The man has already eaten all the pills. Now I have a high neighbor shitting on my lawn and no meds. FML

by MyLifeSucks / 07/28/2016 at 9:21pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous

  Today, I was sitting outside while my dad was mowing the lawn. He ran over a hornet's nest with several now-angry hornets. He escaped unscathed. I didn't. FML

by Omega / 07/28/2016 at 8:26pm / Health

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

by Fabio / 07/28/2016 at 8:13pm / Malta / Love

Today, I noticed quite a few scars on one of my coworker's legs. I pulled her aside and told her that self-harm was never the answer, and if she needed to talk I was always there. Turns out she's just clumsy and trips a lot. FML

by CyberPsycho / 07/28/2016 at 12:24pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, I ran into an old couple everyone has been avoiding in my small town. Four weeks ago, they accidentally posted a picture of their pierced junk on Facebook, and I was one of the unlucky people who saw the actual picture. I can't make eye contact with them anymore. FML

by ReayHorse / 07/28/2016 at 12:02pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I had our first prenatal appointment. My doctor told us we shouldn't have sex during the first trimester, "just to be safe". He has no evidence to back this, but now my husband is too scared to touch me. FML

by 2.5-long-months / 07/28/2016 at 9:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, despite my best efforts to keep my new apartment clean and weeks of denying the complex has a bug problem, I came face to face with a roach in my cupboard. I swear the little bastard waved at me. FML

by jettison17 / 07/28/2016 at 2:41am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

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Today, I discovered that despite locking the bathroom door of an airplane, a man is still fully capable of walking in on you changing your tampon. FML

by sweet / 07/27/2016 at 10:50pm / Transportation