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thatguy240

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21603
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thatguy240 : I like the color blue, dogs are nice, and queen is my favorite thing

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9107) - you deserved it (933)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

#21437185
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8838) - you deserved it (706)

On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

#21437177
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8972) - you deserved it (774)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:30am - intimacy - by I'm_Not_Interested - United States (Nevada)

Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

#21437094
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12214) - you deserved it (1238)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

#21437044
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10958) - you deserved it (907)

On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

#21436862
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11302) - you deserved it (3126)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

#21436861
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12479) - you deserved it (969)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm - love - by wellthatsucks - United States

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12951) - you deserved it (971)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14061) - you deserved it (943)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12237) - you deserved it (867)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

#21436632
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12421) - you deserved it (1475)

On 07/05/2015 at 2:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19474) - you deserved it (1499)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18090) - you deserved it (1344)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18346) - you deserved it (2401)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)



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