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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
by mekiswrite / 06/30/2016 at 3:15pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by sayroshi / 06/30/2016 at 2:29pm / United States / Kids
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
by Justme / 06/30/2016 at 2:20pm / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by anon / 06/30/2016 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
by buggyluv / 06/30/2016 at 11:50am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I am one year away from getting a university degree. Unfortunately, my parents just kicked me out because I wouldn't drop out and work for free at our family's gas station. I'm now broke, homeless and have no way to pay for school. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2016 at 10:14am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
by Theguyinthedark / 06/30/2016 at 9:23am / Bangladesh / Money
Today, I went out for drinks to mark the end of my current job. I invited all my colleagues to join me so I could say goodbye to them all. I even changed the date to a day that suited more people and the location to a place I knew they all preferred. Only one person showed up. FML
by squizzlebee / 06/30/2016 at 7:58am / United Kingdom (York) / Work
by shit Music / 06/30/2016 at 3:32am / Slovenia (Ljubljana) / Work
by Code_Skull / 06/30/2016 at 2:53am / Netherlands (Zeeland) / Work
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
by ThirdWheelHell / 06/30/2016 at 2:07am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
by anonymous / 06/30/2016 at 1:27am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
by ByeByeBirdie / 06/29/2016 at 6:41pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by helprelou / 06/29/2016 at 6:12pm / France (Pays de la Loire) / Love
Today, after finishing a two-day course for work, I was informed that the days used will either be unpaid or used up as holidays, as it was for improvement of myself and not the company. They put me on the course without my knowledge until the weekend before. FML
by YOUNG1441 / 06/29/2016 at 5:50pm / United Kingdom (Northumberland) / Work