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by grantsidiots / 11/27/2013 at 12:51am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 8:07am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by :( / 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2013 at 10:55am / United States / Love
by NiteShayd / 11/09/2013 at 11:40am / Canada / Kids
by fmylyfe / 11/09/2013 at 9:15am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by cmart_9 / 10/29/2013 at 12:24am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by MsConfusedd / 10/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
by AchievementUnlocked? / 10/19/2013 at 3:30am / United States / Love
by Angrily Paranoid / 10/06/2013 at 1:29am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some lean pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 4:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
by vcarder / 10/04/2013 at 4:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by 3 More Months / 09/30/2013 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…