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thatdangmexican
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 October 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 36
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About thatdangmexican : Hey there! I'm just a young guy looking for funny FMLS. Message me sometime!

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML

#20702606
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50916) - you deserved it (5742)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:31am - love - by BadBoyfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

#20638691
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22809) - you deserved it (61399)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28707) - you deserved it (95594)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (5128)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

#20533607
186 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

#20480979
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34004) - you deserved it (7012)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

#19848843
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18700) - you deserved it (3830)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41838) - you deserved it (6428)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15388) - you deserved it (1221)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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