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by bradix1186 / 02/21/2015 at 1:00pm / Philippines (North Cotabato) / Health
by aarong / 02/10/2014 at 1:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
by halliemarie1818 / 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm / United States / Animals
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by shmelly / 04/16/2010 at 12:03am / United States / Intimacy
by lifestinks / 04/05/2009 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
by teriyaki124 / 03/21/2009 at 5:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to this hot girl I have dinner with every week. Lately she’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. Today she said: "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was: "Aren't we?". FML
by Nick / 03/16/2009 at 1:08am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by KaRaSu / 11/22/2008 at 7:24am / Intimacy
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