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thatchick1405

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1559
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thatchick1405 : I like band's,tattoos,piercings,flippy hair...ermmmm any questions message me I won't bite :).. well maybe I will Idk yet 🙊

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Fucked!<b>_just_joshin_ya</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 12:05am<b>Xx_dankdoge_xX</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:17pm<b>ronenlior</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:51am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:35pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 4:04pm<b>hashtaggles</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:49am<b>RMLrapemylife</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:42am<b>BigL99</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:19am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 7:42am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:26pm<b>bps315</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:18am<b>moron011</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 4:55am<b>dcam13</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 9:49am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 9:22pm<b>Mr_Leading</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:34pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:37pm<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 5:04am

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thatchick1405's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47584) - you deserved it (4037)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

#21325473
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31455) - you deserved it (2446)

On 12/27/2014 at 7:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31308) - you deserved it (6361)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

#21279207
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (15703)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36310) - you deserved it (3797)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML

#21279192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35176) - you deserved it (8725)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by not saying it was whores, but... - United States

Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML

#21279154
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36367) - you deserved it (5569)

On 10/16/2014 at 3:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

#21272098
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41097) - you deserved it (4280)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm - love - by kittenfish8903 (woman) - United States

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

#21272079
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31369) - you deserved it (12755)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by eh - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41978) - you deserved it (11706)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

#21262000
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36520) - you deserved it (2720)

On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51509) - you deserved it (13466)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML

#21261750
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40530) - you deserved it (5046)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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