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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1950 (64 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thatchick1405 : I like band's,tattoos,piercings,flippy hair...ermmmm any questions message me I won't bite :).. well maybe I will Idk yet 🙊

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thatchick1405's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend ( accidentally ) ad sex wit my roommate. looool FML

#21348376
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44500) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

Today I was waiting in line while a lady paid fir her shopping when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off I had spittle on my face and the cashier was almost in tears. real FML

#21325473
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29498) - you deserved it (2154)

On 12/27/2014 at 7:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday I was shockd to notica that looool mah hair has startd growing out antiraly silvar, supposadly dua to pragnancy. I'm 19. Apparantly, according to mah aunt, "It runs in tha family." raal FML

#21320202
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (5863)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WIT MY GRANDMA AN SE WAS GOING 30 OVER TE SPEED LIMIT!! TO SLOW ER DOWN, I SAID, ( HEY LOOK, TE POLICE )!! SE SLAMMED ON TE BRAKES SO ARD I IT MY EAD ON TE DASBOARD!! FML

#21279207
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (15669)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Taday I accidentally belchd at the dinner table. At age 22 , I got sent to my room with no dessert by my looool parents.

#21279192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (8476)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by not saying it was whores, but... - United States

Today, My Wife Yelled At Me For Bieng A Bastard An Not Caring About Her Needs. I Felt Like An Asshole An Apologized For Everything. It Took Me A Few Hours To Realize I'd Basically Just Apologized For Unknowingly Hanging The Toilet Paper The "wrong Way" For Her OCD. FML

#21279154
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33872) - you deserved it (4913)

On 10/16/2014 at 3:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, WHILE CUDDLING IN BED WITH DRUNK BOYFRIEND, HE KISSED ME SOFTLY THEN TOLD ME UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD HE EVER MARRY ME. THEN KISSED ME AGAIN. REAL FML

#21272098
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40962) - you deserved it (4272)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm - love - by kittenfish8903 (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH LAZINESS REACHED A WHOLE NEW LEVEL WHEN I CAUGHT MYSELF SKIPPING THE LONGER FML STORIES TO READ THE SHORTER ONES. FML

#21272079
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30294) - you deserved it (12212)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by eh - Azerbaijan (Baki)

a guy told me I ( kind of look lyk a girl ) if e looked at me from te rigt angle. Well, I am a girl, and looool tis is te closest ting to a compliment tat I've gotten in years. FML

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41707) - you deserved it (11635)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peieng, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

#21262000
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35538) - you deserved it (2632)

On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lookd up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat an ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous an very successful. FML

#21261760
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280) - you deserved it (11205)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my boyfriend as cipped is front teet for te tird time in 2 monts. After refusing to tell me ow tis keeps on appening, I walked in on im trowing is pone in te air and trying to catc it in is mout. FML

#21261750
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39578) - you deserved it (4937)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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