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About that_one_dude : I run track and do other stuff. FML.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I told mah friend over videochat every explicit detail ofhat I had in store for mah boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that herhispering during the story was her way of trying looool to tell me her dad was in the room listening to thehole thing. FML
yesterday I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous... so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked... began staring at a hot blonde in the front... and got hard.
yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML
Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML
Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML
Taday I found mah car had been robbed . The thieves stole mah GPS, mah iPod an mah digital camera . While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos 4 insurance purposes . Then she remembered mah camera had been stolen . She actually started laughing . FML
Friday 27 March 2015