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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8639
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About that_one_dude : I run track and do other stuff. FML.

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Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, an was attacked by the dog. big fat FML

#5163461
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18643) - you deserved it (4881)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Loveless (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25170) - you deserved it (6518)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I noticed mah wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a looool big dump than she does when we make love. FML

#4992534
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22775) - you deserved it (6214)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by turdburger (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told mah friend over videochat every explicit detail ofhat I had in store for mah boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that herhispering during the story was her way of trying looool to tell me her dad was in the room listening to thehole thing. FML

#4985034
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6553) - you deserved it (24533)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:59pm - intimacy - by whorica139 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (38615)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42271) - you deserved it (8415)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous... so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked... began staring at a hot blonde in the front... and got hard.

#4906491
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (49315)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, an looool extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

#4680199
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38515) - you deserved it (17941)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73967) - you deserved it (5899)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60353) - you deserved it (4508)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML

#4555175
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45230) - you deserved it (21484)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML

#4499384
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68067) - you deserved it (7633)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101049) - you deserved it (5024)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I found mah car had been robbed . The thieves stole mah GPS, mah iPod an mah digital camera . While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos 4 insurance purposes . Then she remembered mah camera had been stolen . She actually started laughing . FML

#4472347
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48418) - you deserved it (4971)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by CosmicJoke (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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