About that_one_dude : I run track and do other stuff. FML.
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by GavinHosler / 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
- Today, my mother who knows nothing about technology, asked why the T.V. turned off. She then yelled… Today, at work I made an error in till and now owe $50. pretty much all the money I earned today is… Today, I was getting ready for a diabetes workshop I had to attend. I needed to grab a shirt so I…