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that_one_dude
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 7496
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About that_one_dude : I run track and do other stuff. FML.

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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832 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42584) - you deserved it (485194)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (208711) - you deserved it (35391)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

#278861
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18950) - you deserved it (62039)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (461027) - you deserved it (572774)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (25987)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)



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