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that_one_dude
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 7940
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About that_one_dude : I run track and do other stuff. FML.

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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (240503) - you deserved it (36561)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21628) - you deserved it (71660)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (27577)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)



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