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  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11901) - you deserved it (56260)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34884) - you deserved it (5517)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41543) - you deserved it (6509)

On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)



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