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that_band_nerd
  • Town/Country : Gallifrey, Narnia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 August 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 1311
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About that_band_nerd : I spend my life playing saxophone and chilling with friends. Other hobbies include reading, video games and sarcasm. Things I love include animals, Doctor Who (Ten and Eleven ftw!) and generally anything considered "nerdy". Feel free to send me a message cause I'm really bored and its fun to talk to new people!

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Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift. FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30490) - you deserved it (26256)

On 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm - work - by readytoamputatemyfeet (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

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69 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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78 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by foreversingle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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63 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

#20754108
85 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

#20753916
108 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 5:55am - misc - by Angry and Confused - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML

#20752548
73 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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117 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 11:51am - misc - by me - United States

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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86 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML

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91 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by smh - United States (New Jersey)

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

#20750993
84 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

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76 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

#20747987
133 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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71 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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