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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 769
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About that1redhead : I'm just another guy who seems to get nowhere in life, so i read FML posts to make myself feel better.

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Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

#4100528
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62440) - you deserved it (2930)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

#3669559
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36532) - you deserved it (10456)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68746) - you deserved it (40185)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

#3215628
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62064) - you deserved it (9694)

On 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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