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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1325
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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yesterday while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone looool making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I cummed out . FML

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107 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
155 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to the doctor 4 a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom 4 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally trippd and spilld urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today, I Putted An Anonymous Note Under My Nieghbour's Door Asking Them To Not Have Sex So Loudly During The Day. Since Then, I Haven't Heard Any Sex. Unfortunately, I Have Heard A Woman Crying Loudly Because She Just Found Out About Her Husband's Affair. FML

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217 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today,hilst at mah award night, I got a boner, right as it was mah turn to accept mah award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up an under mah belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, cuz the head of mah penis poked out through mah shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God fir over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered fir a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever hered. You're dumb." mega FML

#9721953
89 comments

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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah navy boyfriend,ho's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After sereching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML

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91 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by Spatch (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML

#2593679
341 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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