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thanksbrosif's favorite FMLs
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML
by nick2.0 / 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML
by failhusband / 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm / United States (Utah) / Love
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- Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same… Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just… Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML