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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tfriend3 : Philly
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tfriend3's favorite FMLs

Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML


I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (3612)

On 07/10/2014 at 11:32pm - misc - by look how totally not racist I am! - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48692) - you deserved it (3178)

On 09/28/2013 at 11:21am - love - by Christian (man) - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML


I agree, your life sucks (58960) - you deserved it (10543)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

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