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tflnfml
  • Town/Country : Akron, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 June 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
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I agree, your life sucks (9316) - you deserved it (59708)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7661) - you deserved it (25929)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26817) - you deserved it (6522)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

#5166474
88 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 10:15am - work - by ritz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, " I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone that day because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

#5150638
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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

#4933603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47085) - you deserved it (3323)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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