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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

#795380 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (64481)

On 04/04/2009 at 1:59am - intimacy - by GrandmasWhore (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while taking a test, I heard a buzzing in my purse. Thinking it was my cell phone vibrating, I nudged the purse under my desk, but the sound only got louder. My teacher, who has a strict no-cell policy, walked over to remove the phone from my bag. She pulled out my vibrator instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14571) - you deserved it (62980)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Indiana)